Welcome to the on-line Human Resources Manual for Companytechco Inc., LLC.
To navigate through the Companytechco Inc., LLC. headquarters use the Arrow or WSAD keys located on your computer keyboard.
Your goal is to protect the company's computers and exterminate viruses floor by floor.
You control "Weird Al" at his new job.
Start with Al in the basement. Perform well, meet company expectations and you will be allowed to move up through the building.
Assist Al in collecting discs to throw at viruses. Due to budgetary cut-backs some departments do not have discs in convenient locations.
You are expected to search for them with little help or direction without complaining or distracting other co-workers.
Click the mouse to hurl discs. Al throws in the direction of the cursor. Hitting a virus will cause them to split apart or die. You can hold up to 8 discs. The more you carry the better.
Please note: Viruses frequently infect computers. Once a computer is infected it will spit out duplicates until there is a horde viruses running through the offices. We frown upon these types of results here at Companytechco Inc., LLC. and it will affect your year-end bonus.
Al can disinfect a computer by standing next to it and hitting it with a disc. When a computer is disinfected, nearby viruses will be zapped.
The management staff at Companytechco Inc., LLC. looks for this type of problem-solving response from its employees.
Workers infected by a virus freeze until Al rescues them. A rescued worker with a positive go-getter attitude can stomp out smaller viruses, and will sometimes follow and help.
Virus Alert List:
Yellow Virus - freezes worker into Blocks of Ice
Red Bull Virus - turns worker into Reggie Jackson
Purple Virus - makes worker naked
Green Virus - transforms in the worker, turns worker into a pile of hair
Blue Virus - turns worker into a baby which shoots baby boogers at you.
Now, GET TO WORK!
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Recent Changes: Not Established
Install Support: Install and Uninstall
Supported Languages: English
Additional Requirements: 1,200MHz+ processor, 256 MB of free RAM,3D accelerated video card with 64MB+